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All right, here's my tale of woe. Last Sunday I was doing my annual winterizing to the Ginster, and as part of
the process I swapped out my Boxster calipers/TT rotors and put on the OEM VR6 calipers and rotors. After
bleeding the brakes I guess I pushed the brake pedal to the floor, which I only later learned can f*ck up the
seals in the master cylinder. Nice, right? After the brake bleed, I had to pump the pedal like 5 or 6 times to
get any bakes at all, and since there were no bubbles in the brake fluid when I bled the system, and there
there were no leaks anywhere, I figured my master cylinder was well and truly f*cked.
So, I ordered a brand new MC from German Auto Parts and put that on this morning. I bled the brakes again,
then I used a buddy's VAG COM to cycle the ABS, then bled the brakes again. This time, though, whether I pump
the brake pedal 5 or 100 times (and *not* going to the floor this time), I HAVE NO BRAKES AT ALL. Nothing.
Zip. Nada.
I then bled the brakes again (with the Power Bleeder I've used several times before), with no improvement. I
then tried bleeding the passenger rear caliper the old-school way (pump pump pump hold, open the bleeder
valve, etc.) and brake fluid came out just as it should have, which leads me to believe that the new MC is
doing its job. I used the VAG COM again (a couple of times) to cycle the ABS, to no effect. After all the
bleeding I did today, there's no way there can be any air left in the system. And even if there were, after 5
or 10 pumps of the pedal it would have compressed enough to make the brakes work at least a little bit. But
no. I had the car up on jack stands, I had it in neutral, engine running, no ABS light or brake idiot light,
spun each wheel, pumped the brake pedal, and not one wheel was grabbed by the brakes.
So I'm now at a complete loss, drinking beer after beer, wracking my brain trying to figure out what the
freakin' problem might be. Anybody with any ideas? I love my car, but right now I feel like turning it into a
huge molotov cocktail.
TIA,
Griff
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